profundis: (Oh - that is so LAME!!!)
profundis ([personal profile] profundis) wrote2005-11-22 01:33 pm
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We...got a thing...that's called...WiFi Love!

"...we got a wave in the air..."

Well I'm camped out here at Panera Bread enjoying a nice hazelnut latte and some free wireless internet time - but wait! Freedom isn't free! My free internet came with censorship! Arg! No bear411 or any such site allowed! pr0n! Eeek!

This is disappointing, partly because I actually do *business* using various websites that are blocked, but mostly because I HATE BEING TOLD WHAT I CAN AND CANT LOOK AT! I mean, why the fuck should they have a bug up their ass if I want to chat up the menz on my own machine? Virus fears?

If they don't have virus blocking on their own servers, they got bigger problems than worrying about whether I will be displaying the image of some hot hairy bear on my screen while I'm here. So of course, I'm changing my wallpaper to the image of a hot hairy bear.

Suck it, Pornera!

[identity profile] ericdabear.livejournal.com 2005-11-22 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Well if Panera had unrestricted wi-fi access then little tommy and suzy could come download all the pr0n they wanted and mommy and daddy would have to sue for bad parenting!

Plus, they'd just suck up all your bandwidth for free pr0n, leaving your business datastream bottlenecked. I know I would.

PR00000000000000000000000000000000N!