You have to wonder if they actually get responses from demands like that.

I mean, it's not as if you're some troglodyte who's not had any human company since 1984. Maybe they're actually really panicky when talking to someone new and decided not to trip over their tongue? "omghe'sreallycutewhatshouldIsay.....ummmm.....EATMYHOTHOLEOUTIMCOMINGYOURWAYSAT.....ohshitthatwasn'tit."

Maybe their fingers have tourette's?