Ahh, the first chat 'tard of the day...

[profundis]

First contact:  "eat my hot hole out im coming ur way sat"

Well hello.  And welcome to *ignore*  Do you like this brush-off? It's very dramatic.

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[colicub.livejournal.com]

You have to wonder if they actually get responses from demands like that.

I mean, it's not as if you're some troglodyte who's not had any human company since 1984. Maybe they're actually really panicky when talking to someone new and decided not to trip over their tongue? "omghe'sreallycutewhatshouldIsay.....ummmm.....EATMYHOTHOLEOUTIMCOMINGYOURWAYSAT.....ohshitthatwasn'tit."

Maybe their fingers have tourette's?