Best review of a movie evar.

Excerpted from photognome's recent post on the movie "300":

"I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey."

*rolls eyes*

So after weeks of controversy over months and years of customer service complaints, functionality problems and allegations of censorship and shady business practices, what does he do?

Makes the menu header prettier! Thanks! That's *totally* what all this hue and cry was about, I guess we can all just forget 2/14 and 4/11 now.

Oy.

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