Diary of an [insert gay scenester type here]

[profundis]

Ah, I just love being at the bar with all of my beautiful friends and all these hot men....we are so cool, everyone else is jealous they aren't us...

Wait, what the fuck?  Who are *those* guys?  They are just gross, why are *they* here?  Ugh!  This place is going downhill...I'm outta here...gotta find someplace without so many losers around...

Hmm  what's that over there?  Oh no - even more of those freaks?!  What are they doing over there...making their own club?  They have their own bar?  They're in there having a good time?  Well...I'd better go see what that's all about! 

Wow, its really cool in here - these guys are kinda hot after all...so much better than the nowhere guys at my old bar...

Wait...why isn't anyone talking to me?  Hello, here I am...excuse me...damn he just totally ignored me...these guys dont even know i exist! This sucks!  I hate this place, this scene is lame!  I'll show them! I'm going back to my old bar where some REAL hot guys are! Hmmph!
 
Ah, I just love being at the bar with all of my beautiful friends and all these hot men....

Comments

[globespan.livejournal.com]

Oh Honey, I hear this all the time!
Remember, the truly beautiful people are too busy enjoying life to even have time to even think about said dialog.

[boditree.livejournal.com]

That's why we hardly go, because we just aren't fabulous enough.

[profundis.livejournal.com]

You are to me, so go!

[boditree.livejournal.com]

You're so nice!

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[globespan.livejournal.com]

Darlings, I hope my first message didn't come off the wrong way. I meant that we're so fab that we don't have to worry about the others! :o)

*Hugs*
John

[backrubbear.livejournal.com]

A wise observation. :-)

[colicub.livejournal.com]

Woah. That's too complicated. The reason I don't go to gay bars is the expensive drinks, terrible loud music and horrible vibe.

But yeah, yours works too.

[arisbranwin.livejournal.com]

Eh, thats why I dont really do bars.. I'm not hot enough. That and I rarely drink.. much. I'm usually the sober driver. ::shrugs:: And it sucks how bars around here have "Last Call".. and Happy Hour is 1 fucking hour. WTF is up with that?