Out of the mouths of pups...

[profundis]

Back-handed compliment of the month:

"For someone your size, you're remarkably boobless."

Comments

[pagerbear.livejournal.com]

What a charmer!

[that-grr.livejournal.com]

i'd still titty fuck ya

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

And this was supposed to ... what, arouse you? I'm confused... -_-

[ex-atomicdav856.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad. I was told by a large black lesbian that my tits were bigger than hers tonight.

[toyobear.livejournal.com]

Oh that's funny.

[capitalcor.livejournal.com]

Love comments like that. Last week one of my profs saw me in shorts and said, your legs would look great in a pair of heels. I gave her a look of death and she went on her way....

[journiey.livejournal.com]

Did You BITCH SLAP Him??? Want ME To?????!!!!!! NO BODY MESSES WITH MY POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dizzi-d.livejournal.com]

My favorite was "Wow, you're really flexible for a fat guy."

[kenlin.livejournal.com]

So as someone who doesn't like his tits, what's your secret? HMMMMM!