Out of the mouths of pups...

[profundis]

Back-handed compliment of the month:

"For someone your size, you're remarkably boobless."

Comments

[pagerbear.livejournal.com]

What a charmer!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

It was totally innocent, he just didn't quite think it through. He's such a sweetheart he could charm the stripes off a honeybee.

[that-grr.livejournal.com]

i'd still titty fuck ya

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I'd take sloppy seconds.

[that-grr.livejournal.com]

you can hop on behind and help guide me too

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Do I even need to be at this party? LOL

[that-grr.livejournal.com]

yeah it's yer itty bitty titties i am tryin to fuck

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yeah dude now keep holding those hot mini-mangazungas together.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I love team work!

[that-grr.livejournal.com]

co-operation :)

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

It brings people together.

[that-grr.livejournal.com]

well co-operation and a bit of spit brings people together ..

i'd like to give the world a coke

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

And this was supposed to ... what, arouse you? I'm confused... -_-

[ex-atomicdav856.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad. I was told by a large black lesbian that my tits were bigger than hers tonight.

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Hmm, maybe Puppy and Brodie need to tittyfuck you instead, then.

[ex-atomicdav856.livejournal.com]

Not that mine are actually big enough to do that, but they'd have to ask eikichi_onizuka first anyway ;p

Tough titty!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

They didn't ask me when they started in on mine, so you don't get it any better!

[toyobear.livejournal.com]

Oh that's funny.

[capitalcor.livejournal.com]

Love comments like that. Last week one of my profs saw me in shorts and said, your legs would look great in a pair of heels. I gave her a look of death and she went on her way....

[profundis.livejournal.com]

*blink*

Maybe you should tell her her ass would look great in a sling. ;)

[journiey.livejournal.com]

Did You BITCH SLAP Him??? Want ME To?????!!!!!! NO BODY MESSES WITH MY POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Easy there, gal. ;) He didn't mean no harm, he's just an impetuous young'un ;)

[wldcatxx.livejournal.com]

MMMMM, Boobies!!!

[journiey.livejournal.com]

Ooook (mumblemumblemesseswithpookiemumblebitchslappedmumblemumble)

[dizzi-d.livejournal.com]

My favorite was "Wow, you're really flexible for a fat guy."

[kenlin.livejournal.com]

So as someone who doesn't like his tits, what's your secret? HMMMMM!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Rub a lot of menz...does wonders for the upper body. ;)