ext_124014 ([identity profile] bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] profundis 2006-08-27 02:50 pm (UTC)

"Two thumbs up!"

"Service-oriented."

"Great snacks between acts."

"Soft and accomodating."



"Can't control his teeth."

"Doesn' show up for dates."

"Greets you at the door with a lit cigarette, and escorts you into a filthy apartment perfumed by an overflowing litterbox. Also has not bathed in several days."

"Boring."

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