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[profundis]

I see some new "candy valentine heart" sayings have been added to the guestbook on 411.

I'm waiting for "BFF!" and "KIT!" to be added, its so very middle school yearbook signage.

I'll be impressed when he adds:

"Get tested!"
"Where's my money?!"
"Take your meds!"
"Eat an Altoid.  No really."

and of course:

"Toss the flip-flops!"

Comments

[mountdfw.livejournal.com]

KIT?

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Keep In Touch (which of course, they never did)

[mountdfw.livejournal.com]

oooooohkay.. see, I have exactly ONE signature in my yearbook. them other bitches were NOT INVITED. *hrmph* ;)

[johnspiff.livejournal.com]

its pretty funny to me, i have more hits on my guestbook than i had signatures in my yearbook. go figure

[kingfuraday.livejournal.com]

re: flip flops - Never!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

These shoes SUCK!

[kingfuraday.livejournal.com]

So does your ass face!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

So does your mom's ass face.

[kingfuraday.livejournal.com]

oh no you di'int

[joshjeffcoat.livejournal.com]

ok so i actually pictured Judge Judy saying this while wagging her finger at me and i can't stop laughing

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be a fun soundbite for a commerical?

[raphbearish.livejournal.com]

I just turned my guestbook off. Really don't need a bunch of grrs and woofs cluttering up my profile space because suddenly it becomes more about other people whoring themselves in my profile. And I get enough of that from livejournal *snerk*

[bigfundrew.livejournal.com]

oh..it THAT why you disappeared

[that-grr.livejournal.com]

i want "quit stalking me ya ugly creepy fuck"

[xkot.livejournal.com]

Haha... that's one we could certainly put to good use on 411.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

"Two thumbs up!"

"Service-oriented."

"Great snacks between acts."

"Soft and accomodating."



"Can't control his teeth."

"Doesn' show up for dates."

"Greets you at the door with a lit cigarette, and escorts you into a filthy apartment perfumed by an overflowing litterbox. Also has not bathed in several days."

"Boring."

[liquid-wayno.livejournal.com]

or, "Ewwwwww...", or "Your bf's hot(ter)", or "You gave me crabs"

[monarchprime.livejournal.com]

Yeah, at first pass it seemed like a nice addition. I figured everyone was just writing in "Woof" due to lack of imagination. Then I realize they're canned responses. SIGH...

[toyobear.livejournal.com]

If they are going to have it, why not let you pick your own responses?

[bookbear.livejournal.com]

Cuz then, people would be like, all mean and shite, and we can't have that.

[toyobear.livejournal.com]

the whole thing seems kinda pointless

[bookbear.livejournal.com]

How about "How old is your user pic? No, really, how old. I can see the 1989 calendar behind you."

[profundis.livejournal.com]

We have some great stores here in Atlanta where they sell sandals. And crocs! *smooch*