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profundis ([personal profile] profundis) wrote2007-08-14 08:09 pm

The Death Knell of the Bear Movement

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"Viewers with a weak disposition may want to turn away now..."

If only I had listened...

[identity profile] joeydiablo.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Thursday at Eagle I heard someone say woof only they said it really queeny like "Woo-uhf".

Oh my lord...

[identity profile] sabin.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
needs more lens flares.

[identity profile] that-grr.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
can we change the lyrics to " give a bit of K to me I'll give a bump of speed to you"

[identity profile] pocketedmap.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I just don't have anything positive to say about this.

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
and cowbell!

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Let this be a lesson to you young man. A "negative example dont try this at home kids" type lesson.

Typical Eagle

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Leather on the outside, chiffon on the inside...

[identity profile] pocketedmap.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I take it back. At least they're having fun!

it's just... too much. Way over the top. Which is, I suppose, the point.

[identity profile] slacker-x.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know, I thought it was funny until I saw them dancing in the "rain" like a boy band, then it became hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I truly hope this is just all in fun and not a serious musical undertaking. Although, if they really were singing then the "lead bear" has a decent voice.

[identity profile] slacker-x.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
And gratuitous muscle flexing/crotch shots.

[identity profile] joeydiablo.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I think they are sexy. I guess you have to keep in mind that they are from Europe. Europeans have a totally different idea of masculine than Americans.

If I saw them out dancing I'd dance with them.

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
They need more irony then. The lead singer looks SOOOOO into it, I can't believe he's joking.

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
I think they'd be sexy if they weren't in this video! Gah!

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yes obviously they are having fun, and I'm all for that. I'm certainly having fun laughing at this video.

[identity profile] slacker-x.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I think they're hot. That's not at all in doubt. But it's just so... disco-fab.

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well disco is ridiculous and silly to begin with, which is not a bad thing, but it's just so melodramatic. I loved gawping and laughing at Pete Burns too. The music is fine, but I think it's the "Bearforce" thing that just makes me cringe. Whatever, Mary.

[identity profile] slacker-x.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, true. And after looking at their website I'm convinced this is serious for them. Ah well. Best of luck to'em. I'm sure there are enough disco queens out there who'll just eat it up. And while I do like my disco I just... don't know what to make of this.

[identity profile] colicub.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
If I stick knitting needles far enough into my ears, maybe the pain will stop.

That. Hurt.

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
I love how at 1:30 they all squat down like they're passing a giant dump.

"HOOO-ooooo, it's so good, it's so good, it's soooo goooooood..."

Hey! The initials of Bear Movement *are* BM!

[identity profile] colicub.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
I did think the same thing. And then listened to some Amen to try and clear my ears. Seriously, not going to make much progress in the world if this is how people see bear musicians....

[identity profile] barankhy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
The guys are hot. Why can't they just be porn stars *cringes* ?

[identity profile] kjvbear.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
OK, until I saw the website I was like oh, how fun a mock Boy/Bear Band.....

now I just want to hurl.

[identity profile] philmanstl.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
*blink*
(jaw falls slack)
*crickets*


How did they capture my entire last weekend on film and replay it with actors?

[identity profile] hitopcub.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly how many gay anthems CAN you mix into one song before it's just TOOO gay? (Though I think they're totally hot...)

[identity profile] bigfundrew.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
they're cute....but I can't help but be a little embarassed

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