profundis: (Bi-Polar Bear)
profundis ([personal profile] profundis) wrote2008-01-05 08:08 am
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On a bear site? Are you kidding?

"Sexually I favor men that are HEIGHT and WEIGHT proportionate."  - from a "HEIGHT and WEIGHT proportionate" guy's ad.

#1 - Everyone is height and weight proportionate. The ratio differs from person to person.

#2  -I HOPE you don't TALK like that in PERSON.

#3 - Why don't you just come out and say "no fats?"

#4 - Ummm, why don't you just go to gay.com instead of you know, a BEAR site.
 

[identity profile] ottocub.livejournal.com 2008-01-05 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a thoery that these guy post EVERYWHERE! The have personal ads in every gay singles venue available to them and simply write an appropriate bio.
"I'm not into black guys but think you all beautiful!"
"Though I personaly am not into the fisting scene I commend all of your bravery!"
"Shout out to the 18+ NAMBLA guys!!!"

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2008-01-06 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, perhaps it is a vast underground conspiracy

[identity profile] bookish-cub.livejournal.com 2008-01-05 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
He'd probably have better luck finding a woman on a bear site than a guy who is HWP.

[identity profile] sabrina-pandora.livejournal.com 2008-01-05 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes you might be surprised *wink*

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2008-01-06 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno...there's only one of you, which is...hmm, one more than there are HWP guys on bear411, nevermind. :D

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2008-01-06 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Only muscle nurses!

[identity profile] sabrina-pandora.livejournal.com 2008-01-05 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I think if you read between the lines he is asking for a guy with a 52" waistline to sit on him and crush the life out of him. Proportionately.

Just guessing.