I don't care if they *are* two great tastes that taste great together, go jerk *yourself* off.

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If I never see or hear the words "erotic" and "massage" adjacent to one another again, I'll be a happy legitimate certified massage therapist.

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I hope you get your "happy ending."

Oh...no wait.

Yeah I ...no...

damn.