I don't care if they *are* two great tastes that taste great together, go jerk *yourself* off.

[profundis]

If I never see or hear the words "erotic" and "massage" adjacent to one another again, I'll be a happy legitimate certified massage therapist.

Comments

[joelbear.livejournal.com]

give up, jack em and your prices.

[joelbear.livejournal.com]

yeah, i keep forgetting that would be illegal and stuff.

[redcub.livejournal.com]

I hope you get your "happy ending."

Oh...no wait.

Yeah I ...no...

damn.

Two great tastes

[kendallrants.livejournal.com]

I just LUUUUURV reesers peanurt butter curps!!LOVE thurm...Did you by any chance see SNL this past weekend?I CRAPPED myself.There was this skit that took place at Target and the cashier was this white woman who had Shirley-Q-Liquors accent.Except a little more extreme.No one was laughing which made it even more funny.It was a fucking riot....now as far as this massage thing goes - I live with a massage therapist and he definitely offers a...o.k. I'll call it a FAAAAAABULOUS ENDING!!!But I am also friends with other massage therapists who are completely legit and don't offer such things....It's all how you advertise I guess.The hard thing for a gay massage therapist is that if you go the gay route when advertising then alot if not most people may expect that....You know Mikey I would NEVER expect that from you....now do you want your underwear back yet?

[colicub.livejournal.com]

Hmm....if you gave a backrub wearing a sexy negligeé, wouldn't that count as an erotic massage?

*LOLs at mental image*

[johnspiff.livejournal.com]

FIGHT THE SYSTEM, i got your back yo, if anyone gives you shit ill get them for you!!

[hadrian-m.livejournal.com]

Moronic Assage

[madame-foo.livejournal.com]

child please...who you telling????

can you only IMAGINE what it was like in the late 80's and early 90's around this camp???

and sweet lil ole innocent me **blink blink** got a total crash course in
Perverts 101..and 102 and 103 in fact!

damn there are some tricky bitches out there!!!

BTW, my (former)students are asking me for some reading materials on Shiatsu..any recomendations?

[mjollnir.livejournal.com]

I got paid to have sex. It was a lot of fun. I'd be in porn again if I could.

I don't have a problem with (brace yourself) erotic massage per se. I was one of the 'test subjects' for a cute bear couple learning massage and there was quite a bit more going on than you'd find on a professional table. I rather enjoyed it. Of course, that was fun between friends, and no money changed hands, so I imagine that would be a problem for anyone who has issues with prostitution. (I don't. *laughs*)

That said I *still* won't perform 'erotic massage' when I'm licensed (only one year? It'll be three years for me starting in September...ouch!!). Why? It's not that I have anything against prostitution (in theory or when applied to me...one of my (unfulfilled) fantasies is to be a whore for a night). But I fully intend to be as good as I can be, with so many clients I have to beat them away with a stick. I won't get that if rumours get around that you can get 'extra services' for an extra fee. Most people don't understand or agree with my views in that regard so I have to play by everybody else's rules.

Which is not to say my lovers won't be getting a little something extra once in a while. *evil grin* I admire your fortitude actually...I'm pretty sure I couldn't go to a bear run and be at all professional. *laughs* Well, okay, so I probably could...but I wouldn't want to. ;)

[joeydiablo.livejournal.com]

Get used to it honey.