I don't care if they *are* two great tastes that taste great together, go jerk *yourself* off.

[profundis]

If I never see or hear the words "erotic" and "massage" adjacent to one another again, I'll be a happy legitimate certified massage therapist.

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Two great tastes

[kendallrants.livejournal.com]

I just LUUUUURV reesers peanurt butter curps!!LOVE thurm...Did you by any chance see SNL this past weekend?I CRAPPED myself.There was this skit that took place at Target and the cashier was this white woman who had Shirley-Q-Liquors accent.Except a little more extreme.No one was laughing which made it even more funny.It was a fucking riot....now as far as this massage thing goes - I live with a massage therapist and he definitely offers a...o.k. I'll call it a FAAAAAABULOUS ENDING!!!But I am also friends with other massage therapists who are completely legit and don't offer such things....It's all how you advertise I guess.The hard thing for a gay massage therapist is that if you go the gay route when advertising then alot if not most people may expect that....You know Mikey I would NEVER expect that from you....now do you want your underwear back yet?

Re: Two great tastes

[profundis.livejournal.com]

I missed SNL, but it sounds like it was a hoot.

I don't take issue with someone that wants to offer sex for pay, but I don't call them therapists. ;) The line is blurry enough in many men's minds, I just don't like the pretense some guys do of being a massueur when really they are "escorts". I know it would be simpler if there weren't laws against it cause then they wouldn't need to disguise themselves. But really, if you're paying hooker prices you're paying too much for the massage! LOL!

As for *You*, you don't count, Mister! You're not just some random client from the intarweb. You sure wouldn't have to pay for happiness from me. I told ya we can exchange underwear hostages in person next time. *eg*