I don't care if they *are* two great tastes that taste great together, go jerk *yourself* off.

[profundis]

If I never see or hear the words "erotic" and "massage" adjacent to one another again, I'll be a happy legitimate certified massage therapist.

Comments

[colicub.livejournal.com]

Hmm....if you gave a backrub wearing a sexy negligeé, wouldn't that count as an erotic massage?

*LOLs at mental image*

[profundis.livejournal.com]

No, it count as *visual harrassment.* :P