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profundis ([personal profile] profundis) wrote2006-06-27 10:23 am
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[identity profile] johnspiff.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi my name is "blank" i have this profile to prove to you all that i am better than you because i have a boyfriend now. we are in a LTR now, but i will go ahead and show you a picture of my ass. oh and i love my bf so much that gave him the lucky gift of being the last picture on my profile

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Very good! "How many faux pas can you find in this profile?"

I love the "We just began out LTR by immediately moving in together 4 months ago" as if 4 months is long term..although to most fags it probably is.

[identity profile] johnspiff.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
and is mr. butch muscle bear wearing something that looks FELT! in his main picture?

[identity profile] slacker-x.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's faux crushed velvet of the stretchy variety available at better WalMart stores nationwide.

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
All this I could forgive...but Debbie...Wal-Mart?

[identity profile] gullinbursti.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It is indeed stretch velvet. A fashion no-no unless you're a teenage goth girl, I'm afraid..

[identity profile] boditree.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
But the red velvet disco shirt really makes a statement.

[identity profile] wolfchylde.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Its kinda natures way of telling you to "STEER CLEAR" :D

Apparently his BF/Soulmate/Lifebonded... whatever... isnt high enough on the Darwinian scale to have that 'self preservation' instinct kick in... :D

[identity profile] slackcub.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"between moving in together and getting organized we really dont have time for friends" hmm... well, who would want to be friends with someone that wears something like that?

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*snort*

Friends don't let friends wear stretch velvet singlets (or whatever the hell that is)

[identity profile] colicub.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I have worn velvet before, just not the stretchy kind...

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you shall be spared...

[identity profile] joeyimel.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
He -could- be wearin' a wolf t-shirt tho....

[identity profile] joshjeffcoat.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
don't have time for friends?


is this the profile equivalent of "nanny nanny boo boo" ?

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you hit the nail right on the head, cub.
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[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
My guess, in all seriousness, is that he had a fucked up profile before, was told he'd never meet anyone that way, but did, and now he's thumbing his nose at the internets. Good for him, really...but you know, not everyone has the same standards - no accounting for taste, obviously. ;)

[identity profile] injustifiiable.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I laughed so hard my sides began to hurt...
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