BBP revisited - sometimes they come back...

[profundis]

http://www.bear411.com/disprof.php3?name=drmusclebear&onl=1&PHPSESSID=b2e631e87e2bcc6225d157f18b94f027

You really have to read this one to appreciate its subtle nuances.

Comments

[johnspiff.livejournal.com]

Hi my name is "blank" i have this profile to prove to you all that i am better than you because i have a boyfriend now. we are in a LTR now, but i will go ahead and show you a picture of my ass. oh and i love my bf so much that gave him the lucky gift of being the last picture on my profile

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Very good! "How many faux pas can you find in this profile?"

I love the "We just began out LTR by immediately moving in together 4 months ago" as if 4 months is long term..although to most fags it probably is.

[johnspiff.livejournal.com]

and is mr. butch muscle bear wearing something that looks FELT! in his main picture?

[slacker-x.livejournal.com]

I think it's faux crushed velvet of the stretchy variety available at better WalMart stores nationwide.

[profundis.livejournal.com]

All this I could forgive...but Debbie...Wal-Mart?

[gullinbursti.livejournal.com]

It is indeed stretch velvet. A fashion no-no unless you're a teenage goth girl, I'm afraid..

[boditree.livejournal.com]

But the red velvet disco shirt really makes a statement.

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Yes...yes it does.

[wolfchylde.livejournal.com]

Its kinda natures way of telling you to "STEER CLEAR" :D

Apparently his BF/Soulmate/Lifebonded... whatever... isnt high enough on the Darwinian scale to have that 'self preservation' instinct kick in... :D

[slackcub.livejournal.com]

"between moving in together and getting organized we really dont have time for friends" hmm... well, who would want to be friends with someone that wears something like that?

[profundis.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Friends don't let friends wear stretch velvet singlets (or whatever the hell that is)

[colicub.livejournal.com]

I have worn velvet before, just not the stretchy kind...

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Then you shall be spared...

[joeyimel.livejournal.com]

He -could- be wearin' a wolf t-shirt tho....

[joshjeffcoat.livejournal.com]

don't have time for friends?


is this the profile equivalent of "nanny nanny boo boo" ?

[profundis.livejournal.com]

I think you hit the nail right on the head, cub.

[profundis.livejournal.com]

My guess, in all seriousness, is that he had a fucked up profile before, was told he'd never meet anyone that way, but did, and now he's thumbing his nose at the internets. Good for him, really...but you know, not everyone has the same standards - no accounting for taste, obviously. ;)

[injustifiiable.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard my sides began to hurt...