profundis | Out of the mouths of pups...

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Back-handed compliment of the month:

"For someone your size, you're remarkably boobless."

Don't feel bad. I was told by a large black lesbian that my tits were bigger than hers tonight.

Hmm, maybe Puppy and Brodie need to tittyfuck you instead, then.

Not that mine are actually big enough to do that, but they'd have to ask

eikichi_onizuka first anyway ;p

They didn't ask me when they started in on mine, so you don't get it any better!