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profundis ([personal profile] profundis) wrote2006-08-22 10:21 pm
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Out of the mouths of pups...

Back-handed compliment of the month:

"For someone your size, you're remarkably boobless."
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[identity profile] pagerbear.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
What a charmer!

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
It was totally innocent, he just didn't quite think it through. He's such a sweetheart he could charm the stripes off a honeybee.

[identity profile] that-grr.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
i'd still titty fuck ya

[identity profile] nfotxn.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'd take sloppy seconds.

[identity profile] that-grr.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
you can hop on behind and help guide me too

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Do I even need to be at this party? LOL

[identity profile] that-grr.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
yeah it's yer itty bitty titties i am tryin to fuck

[identity profile] nfotxn.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah dude now keep holding those hot mini-mangazungas together.

[identity profile] nfotxn.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
It brings people together.

[identity profile] that-grr.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
well co-operation and a bit of spit brings people together ..

i'd like to give the world a coke

[identity profile] aadroma.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
And this was supposed to ... what, arouse you? I'm confused... -_-

[identity profile] ex-atomicdav856.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Don't feel bad. I was told by a large black lesbian that my tits were bigger than hers tonight.

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm, maybe Puppy and Brodie need to tittyfuck you instead, then.

[identity profile] ex-atomicdav856.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that mine are actually big enough to do that, but they'd have to ask [livejournal.com profile] eikichi_onizuka first anyway ;p

Tough titty!

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
They didn't ask me when they started in on mine, so you don't get it any better!

[identity profile] toyobear.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that's funny.

[identity profile] capitalcor.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
Love comments like that. Last week one of my profs saw me in shorts and said, your legs would look great in a pair of heels. I gave her a look of death and she went on her way....

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*blink*

Maybe you should tell her her ass would look great in a sling. ;)

[identity profile] journiey.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Did You BITCH SLAP Him??? Want ME To?????!!!!!! NO BODY MESSES WITH MY POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Easy there, gal. ;) He didn't mean no harm, he's just an impetuous young'un ;)

[identity profile] wldcatxx.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
MMMMM, Boobies!!!

[identity profile] journiey.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooook (mumblemumblemesseswithpookiemumblebitchslappedmumblemumble)

[identity profile] dizzi-d.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
My favorite was "Wow, you're really flexible for a fat guy."

[identity profile] kenlin.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
So as someone who doesn't like his tits, what's your secret? HMMMMM!

[identity profile] profundis.livejournal.com 2006-08-23 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Rub a lot of menz...does wonders for the upper body. ;)
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