profundis: (Bi-Polar Bear)

I love reading the updates when people "like" stuff if the notification makes odd juxtapositions or reads like a funny movie title. 

For instance: "So and So likes Nutella and Feet."

hmm, well whatever floats your boat I guess, I wouldn't have thought of the two going well together.  "Hey!  You got your feet in my Nutella!"  Two great tastes that taste great together?

profundis: (LULZ)
The Rules: Don't take too long to think about it. Fifteen List Memes that have influenced you and that will ALWAYS STICK WITH YOU. List the first fifteen you can recall in no more than fifteen minutes. Tag fifteen friends, including me, because I'm interested in seeing what lists my friends choose. (To do this, go to your Notes tab on your profile page, paste rules in a new note, cast your fifteen picks, and tag people in the note.) Then, like, get up off your ass for a change and go be productive.
profundis: (LULZ)
" Keep your opinions to yourself, you stupid fuck."
profundis: (LULZ)
Ok so Scruff app for iPhone seems to be taking off like wildfire...and they implemented ads which is understandable for a free service, but some of the ads running have OBVIOUSLY not been thought through.

There was one for "jesus loves you" or something, one for "Marriage and God" complete with a bride and groom - guess the Mormons paid for that one - but today's has been the best so far:

"BabyCenter My Pregnancy Today" app LOL

Think their sponsors are making a mint advertising on a gay hookup app?

Seriously?

Aug. 18th, 2010 05:12 pm
profundis: (Jerri)
Just saw an anthropomorphic dog-guy profile on Scruff.

"Would you meet a fictionalized cartoon of who I feel like on the inside?
Not My Type Not My Species   Maybe    Definitely"

Furries ruin everything.
profundis: (Default)
Clickie to make your own!

Wordle: Bear Paws Massage Atlanta
profundis: (Bi-Polar Bear)
ugh, well THAT sucked...Frantically combing through my giant pal list on Bearciti to send last-minute contact info requests was an unexpected pain in the butt but I'm done. If I didn't send you one its because I already have contact with you on here, FB, or other method. Or I just don't like you no mo, so nyeah!
profundis: (Chicken Face)
In the purpose field of an agri-business company found online:

 "Foodstuffs for animals... flavorings for animal feed; cattle cake; maize cake for animals; rape cake for animals; stall food for animals; peanut cake for animals; peanut meal for animals; rice meal for forage; yeast for animals; distillery waste for animal consumption; fresh fruits and vegetables; natural plants and flowers; animal embryos; hay; straw; natural turf; seeds for agricultural purposes; seeds for horticultural purposes"
profundis: (Bi-Polar Bear)
[23:21] Scotty Bear: did you find festiveness upon your Tuesday?
[23:26] Profundis: well the administrator on duty at school tonight did wish our class a "Happy Tuesday" and someone brought in rainbow sherbet for us so I suppose so
[23:27] Scotty Bear: LOL
[23:27] Scotty Bear: yay! and tasty!
[23:27] Profundis: mmhmm tasted like Dippin Dots
[23:28] Scotty Bear: which I've never had...
[23:28] Profundis: oh. :P
[23:29] Scotty Bear: what's it like? I figured it'd be like cold styrofoam
[23:30] Profundis: it is! cold styrofoam that tastes like rainbow sherbet!
[23:31] Scotty Bear: well that clears it right up
[23:33] Profundis: glad I could help :)
profundis: (Default)
Surfing the internet is like having uncontrolled telepathy. It makes you aware of what is inside the "minds" of people everywhere. And that is NOT good. lol



profundis: (LULZ)
"young generous guy here looking for a hot guy thats down for getting serviced tonight no strings attached and no receipt."

Oh good, because I was worried I'd have to claim that income on my taxes.
profundis: (Bi-Polar Bear)
ClueNeedinCub: how are u doing
Mikeybear ATL: not too bad thanks, whats up?
ClueNeedinCub: nothing just sittin here
Mikeybear ATL: where's that
ClueNeedinCub: weres wat
Mikeybear ATL: where you are sitting
ClueNeedinCub: on a sofa in my room
Mikeybear ATL: and where is the room located? lol
ClueNeedinCub: up stairs
Mikeybear ATL: I meant where you stay at
ClueNeedinCub: At my moms house
Mikeybear ATL: ok, never mind
ClueNeedinCub: wat
Mikeybear ATL: does where you live have a name?
Mikeybear ATL: like Boise, or Grand Rapids for instance
ClueNeedinCub: Yes um somethin ridge
Mikeybear ATL: the city!
Mikeybear ATL: pretend I dont know where in the country or even the world you are
ClueNeedinCub: i live in [suburb of Atlanta]
Mikeybear ATL: whew!
ClueNeedinCub: wat
profundis: (Google)
You ever fill out those Captcha things in order to post somewhere or friend someone? Sometimes the random words they come up with for you to type in make interesting phrases.

Today I got "punctured nonsense" and "clever dioceses" and thought those sounded like great band names.
profundis: (LOL!)
Subject: prengant Date:21 Nov 2008
Author: Hobart B
Message: Can sperm in taco make babby in girl stomach if she eats?
profundis: (HA-haa!)
profundis: (If I only had the nerve...)
profundis: (LOL!)
fail owned pwned pictures
see more pwn and owned pictures

MOAR FAIL HEER )
profundis: (Hmm...)
I haven't been able to connect to it since I got home. Is the site down altogether? How long has it been down?
profundis: (No Sir...I don't like it.)
I've learned to completely gloss over Tweets /Twitter posts just like they are pop-up ads. 

All I see is the format, I totally block the content from entering.  I don't need to know you ate Cheerios for breakfast, that you dropped the soap in the shower, or that you are now driving to work (when you should not be Tweeting or Twittering or even texting).

10:11 @livejournal BE A TWITTER SHITTER QUITTER! #

profundis: (Knowledge)
I think it is ten tons of awesome that both of these things totally caught on like wildfire - people hoping they'd turn out to be genuine all the while looking askance because they knew they really couldn't be.  It says so much about our society.

Sometimes people need a good entertaining fraud.  P.T. Barnum would be so proud.

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