The Death Knell of the Bear Movement

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"Viewers with a weak disposition may want to turn away now..."

If only I had listened...

Comments

[joeydiablo.livejournal.com]

Thursday at Eagle I heard someone say woof only they said it really queeny like "Woo-uhf".

Oh my lord...

[sabin.livejournal.com]

needs more lens flares.

[that-grr.livejournal.com]

can we change the lyrics to " give a bit of K to me I'll give a bump of speed to you"

[pocketedmap.livejournal.com]

I just don't have anything positive to say about this.

[slacker-x.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I thought it was funny until I saw them dancing in the "rain" like a boy band, then it became hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I truly hope this is just all in fun and not a serious musical undertaking. Although, if they really were singing then the "lead bear" has a decent voice.

[colicub.livejournal.com]

If I stick knitting needles far enough into my ears, maybe the pain will stop.

That. Hurt.

[barankhy.livejournal.com]

The guys are hot. Why can't they just be porn stars *cringes* ?

[philmanstl.livejournal.com]

*blink*
(jaw falls slack)
*crickets*


How did they capture my entire last weekend on film and replay it with actors?

[hitopcub.livejournal.com]

Exactly how many gay anthems CAN you mix into one song before it's just TOOO gay? (Though I think they're totally hot...)

[bigfundrew.livejournal.com]

they're cute....but I can't help but be a little embarassed

[kingfuraday.livejournal.com]

I'll say it again, if they wore white utilikilts and croks that matched their polos then I would totally be putting their posters on my wall.

I love when stuff like this gets folks in an uproar... it's like the Lady Bear parades during Lazy Bear back in the day. Fucking take a moment to laugh at just how silly the entire bear movement is... It's ridiculous when you think about it. But things can be ridiculous and tacky and wrong and still have value (I mean, look at Celine Dion for an example).

Anyhow, the Str8/Hater Bear mentality is so boring and tired. I'm digging that this is getting passed around and it's stirring up some discussion. I'd like to see more.

(and for the record, yes - the video is horrible and scary but again, that's why I think it's awesome)

[obscureterminus.livejournal.com]

.....

Chill, everybody...

[liquid-wayno.livejournal.com]

It's just a big guffaw. No more, no less.

[mosaicub.livejournal.com]

It's just like most "bear porn" nowadays....thin, muscled guys with a goatee.

The only one of that bunch remotely attractive was the guy in pink. However, the pink itself is a turn-off for me.

ugh...tragic.

[djmadadam.livejournal.com]

[psifire.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[shanobear.livejournal.com]

I personally think it's appalling but some of the guys who are arranging next years bear run here want to find out if they can perform at the event! I'm trying my best to make sure it doesn't happen.

[fatboy54.livejournal.com]

and you had me thinking it was a BEAR video... oh well

[imageartifacts.livejournal.com]

Bears? What's a bear? ;)

I find the whole subculture odd. All I know is that I've always been attracted to heavier set, hairy guys, since the day I crawled out of the closet. This was back when 'bears' didn't exist. So to speak.

Even my straight room mate at the time was all like, 'Dude, what's up? You used to date little bitty girly girls and now your sleeping with lumberjacks.' And I was all like 'D'uh, I don't want a chick with a dick, or a man with a pussy.' Unless it's Buck Angel.