I think this one's a keeper...

[profundis]

He knew I was tired and sore from a long day at work, so he put on some soft music and drew me a hot salt soak in the tub while he grilled the maple-BBQ marinated steak he'd been keeping in the fridge.

After he served up a hot and delicious repast he stripped me naked and lit the candles around the bathtub. He fed me dark chocolates and hard cider as I relaxed in the penetrating warmth. He poured waves of hot salty water over me, my muscles relaxing automatically...then scrubbed my hot wet body with fresh lemons and brown sugar, stopping occasionally to lick the tangy sweetness from my skin.

Then he rinsed me with more warm water and expertly massaged me with olive oil. After spending time using those skilled slick hands to bring me pleasure he rinsed me one more time, gently patted me dry and led me to the bedroom...

Comments

[psifire.livejournal.com]

Good grief man, does he have a brother? It's like you're living one of those housewife pulp grocery store novels.

I'm jealous!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Nope, he's an only child - but don't be too jealous, he doesn't usually go through all this trouble to please me.

[johnspiff.livejournal.com]

thats pretty hot and romantic!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

I know, I was beside myself LOL

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Mercy, I'm all tingly from reading that.

Lucky lucky man.

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Since it was all just me, I'd have to agree. ;)

[sabrina-pandora.livejournal.com]

Damn! Nobody's ever gonna do all that for me!

Wahhhhhhhhhh!!!

Happy for you though. Thumbs up!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Not with that attitude! LOL Do it for yourself, that's what I did!

[pirateseasick.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of how at the beginning of "Better Of Without A Wife, Tom Waits talks about romancing himself.

[southerncub.livejournal.com]

wow! who is this mystery man

[profundis.livejournal.com]

It was totally just me, bud. LOL

[madame-foo.livejournal.com]

are you sure YOU weren't being MARINARTED? :P

1.hard cider
2.hot salty water
3.fresh lemons
4.brown sugar
5.olive oil

Sounds like YOU'LL be ready for the grill this evening!
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Didn't I mention I'm dating Jeffrey Dahmer?

[profundis.livejournal.com]

LOL! Well you know the best spa treatments are safe to eat - if you can't put it in you, you shouldn't put it on you! Hmmm, that principle applies to other things in life I think...*eg*

Re: Didn't I mention I'm dating Jeffrey Dahmer?

[madame-foo.livejournal.com]

child its soooo true!
if ya can't put it IN ya...
ya might ought not to put it ON ya!

Do Da!
Do Da!

[k-shaker.livejournal.com]

Green with envy.

Crap. They should mass produce him. hehe

[profundis.livejournal.com]

LOL I'm afraid they broke the mold on this one!

[k-shaker.livejournal.com]

well shoot! hehe

Guess I'll have to keep huntin'.

[djmadadam.livejournal.com]

... and, then, you woke up.

[profundis.livejournal.com]

No, actually then I spanked it and went to sleep LOL