I think this one's a keeper...

[profundis]

He knew I was tired and sore from a long day at work, so he put on some soft music and drew me a hot salt soak in the tub while he grilled the maple-BBQ marinated steak he'd been keeping in the fridge.

After he served up a hot and delicious repast he stripped me naked and lit the candles around the bathtub. He fed me dark chocolates and hard cider as I relaxed in the penetrating warmth. He poured waves of hot salty water over me, my muscles relaxing automatically...then scrubbed my hot wet body with fresh lemons and brown sugar, stopping occasionally to lick the tangy sweetness from my skin.

Then he rinsed me with more warm water and expertly massaged me with olive oil. After spending time using those skilled slick hands to bring me pleasure he rinsed me one more time, gently patted me dry and led me to the bedroom...

Comments

[madame-foo.livejournal.com]

are you sure YOU weren't being MARINARTED? :P

1.hard cider
2.hot salty water
3.fresh lemons
4.brown sugar
5.olive oil

Sounds like YOU'LL be ready for the grill this evening!
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Didn't I mention I'm dating Jeffrey Dahmer?

[profundis.livejournal.com]

LOL! Well you know the best spa treatments are safe to eat - if you can't put it in you, you shouldn't put it on you! Hmmm, that principle applies to other things in life I think...*eg*

Re: Didn't I mention I'm dating Jeffrey Dahmer?

[madame-foo.livejournal.com]

child its soooo true!
if ya can't put it IN ya...
ya might ought not to put it ON ya!

Do Da!
Do Da!