I don't care if they *are* two great tastes that taste great together, go jerk *yourself* off.

[profundis]

If I never see or hear the words "erotic" and "massage" adjacent to one another again, I'll be a happy legitimate certified massage therapist.

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[joelbear.livejournal.com]

give up, jack em and your prices.

[profundis.livejournal.com]

There's just the little matter of not being a hooker though.