I don't care if they *are* two great tastes that taste great together, go jerk *yourself* off.

[profundis]

If I never see or hear the words "erotic" and "massage" adjacent to one another again, I'll be a happy legitimate certified massage therapist.

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[profundis.livejournal.com]

Exactly - why bring money into it?

My unofficial working motto: "If you have to pay for it, you can't have it. If I want you to have it, you can't pay for it." ;)

[joeydiablo.livejournal.com]

I used to have a motto like that. Only some of the words were switched around.

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Well you're a pr0n star, its practically required...good times!