ROFL! Awesome.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, profundis sent to me...

Twelve puppies drumming

Eleven bears piping

Ten britcoms a-leaping

Nine beards chatting

Eight sideburns a-networking

Seven bookstores a-teaching

Six kilts a-napping

Five be-e-e-ear runs

Four sci-fi conventions

Three conversion vans

Two gay rights

...and a ween in a strangers with candy.

Get your own Twelve Days:

Fun with emoticons

Oskaar Cub: <3

Mikeybear ATL: is that your butt?

Oskaar Cub: No.
Oskaar Cub: It's a heart, ass

Mikeybear ATL: a heart ass?!

Oskaar Cub: there WAS a comma in there

Mikeybear ATL: in your ass?!
Mikeybear ATL: what was it doing in *there*?

Oskaar Cub: ...
Oskaar Cub: I hate you.
Oskaar Cub: <cry>

Mr. Yuk Means No!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Yuk



"some psychological studies have shown that most children are naturally repelled by Mr. Yuk, even if they have not learned the symbol's meaning."

Hell yeah!  Like a cleric turns undead?  I want a t-shirt with Mr Yuk on it for when I go to the movies or out to eat!

*mwaaah*

Thanks to Cadet Brian starktusc01,  Lt.J.G. Cris slacker_x , & Cadet Tony batcavebear for the holiday cards!

Christmas Crisis

I very much appreciate the gifts I have already received from my "top 10 Wishes for Xmas" meme post - they were awesome and will be much enjoyed.

However, I'd like to rescind the rest of my wishes for this year in lieu of help for a local cub that has been left high and dry after a hellish year.

If you were planning to get me anything and have not yet done so please consider the following instead:

• Food - non-perishable is best NOTHING WITH TOMATOES PLEASE (Allergy)

• Clothing - XL or 2XL tops, 38-40 x 29 bottoms (especially jeans) and boxers /boxer briefs, and men's socks of any kind.

• Medicine /Household stuff - cold and flu meds / first aid stuff, laundry soap,  basic toiletries, basic household cleaning stuff (especially multiuse things like white vinegar, baking soda, salt, vegetable oil, rubbing alcohol and hydrogen peroxide).

• If you have an old vacuum cleaner that you could part with.

• Plastic Storage bins

• Help with a car that needs a mechanic to look at it and to be made street legal.  I have some help on that already but if anyone knows a trustworthy mechanic /shop (preferably close to Tucker) please let me know.

• Calling cards or any prepaid phone service thing (he has a cell phone but it may get turned off soon)

If you are local I can come pick stuff up, or you can send it to me, or if you feel comfortable you can PayPal me any contributions you wish (I swear on my milkshake to make sure it is used properly and wisely).

I am going to make a food care package in the next few days as its the most critical right now, but the other things would be helpful too - the sooner the better as he has hardly any socks or underwear for work.

Here's a chance to play Santa Paws  Thanks for anything you can contribute!

*snort*

A star, a star, dancing in the night,
With an ass as big as a kite,
With an ass as big as a kite.

Do You Hear What I Hear?
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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