IM's I came home to find waiting on me:
Sep. 10th, 2007 06:02 pm"My penis is named Buford"
"Do
Your
balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro.
can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow
and that is the only part of that song I have stuck in my head. "
"Run for cover, there's a woobly front coming in!"
"Do
Your
balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro.
can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow
and that is the only part of that song I have stuck in my head. "
"Run for cover, there's a woobly front coming in!"
LGBTQIWTFBBQ!
Jun. 18th, 2007 08:32 pmOMG, I just saw LGBTQI (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questing and Intersex) used *unironically* in a sentence.
I flatly refuse to use such a ridiculous and cumbersome acronym to refer to the wide world of 'mos. What a mouthful of alphabet soup! Say that 10 ten times fast! If gay or queer isn't good enough for a high-level descriptor you can kiss my hairy gay patootie.
This post was brought to you today by the letter Q (as in queer) and by the number 3 (as in dollar bill).
I flatly refuse to use such a ridiculous and cumbersome acronym to refer to the wide world of 'mos. What a mouthful of alphabet soup! Say that 10 ten times fast! If gay or queer isn't good enough for a high-level descriptor you can kiss my hairy gay patootie.
This post was brought to you today by the letter Q (as in queer) and by the number 3 (as in dollar bill).
What the fuck is going on?
Jun. 13th, 2007 03:29 pmUm, WTF people?! I was just driving home from Roswell from lunch with Bear and it looked like all hell was breaking loose on Highway 92.
I had just got done talking to![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
lostncove on the phone and right as I got to Woodstock there were police everywhere and fire trucks and they were turning traffic back towards Roswell. I popped out my tape and turned the radio on but only one station had anything to say and that was just a traffic report for 575 which is always backed up anyway. I only got home because they hadn't blocked off Trickum road yet and I snuck in the back way. There was hardly anyone on the roads past that point and most of the cars were gone from the driveways...I didn't even see any dogs, wtf?
When I got home Ansel and Avery were going Ape.Shit. and forced their way in when I opened the door to see what was the matter. They usually go right up the stairs tomonarchprime's old room but this time they just got up under me and shook and cried and pissed in the floor. I tried to console them and give them treats but they are still really scared and their tails are tucked.
We just had a weird storm blow through last night whilemdmcquaig, giles13, mindchaos and I were at dinner, but Michael said it had hailed on the way over here and he drove out 92 to get here...I wonder if that has anything to do with it. I haven't been able to contact him today and Nate and Marty are gone. I guess I will go up to their room and turn the TV on and see if there is any news.
Does anyone know anything about this? Is everyone ok?
(omg I have to warn my flist)
I had just got done talking to
lostncove on the phone and right as I got to Woodstock there were police everywhere and fire trucks and they were turning traffic back towards Roswell. I popped out my tape and turned the radio on but only one station had anything to say and that was just a traffic report for 575 which is always backed up anyway. I only got home because they hadn't blocked off Trickum road yet and I snuck in the back way. There was hardly anyone on the roads past that point and most of the cars were gone from the driveways...I didn't even see any dogs, wtf? When I got home Ansel and Avery were going Ape.Shit. and forced their way in when I opened the door to see what was the matter. They usually go right up the stairs to
monarchprime's old room but this time they just got up under me and shook and cried and pissed in the floor. I tried to console them and give them treats but they are still really scared and their tails are tucked.We just had a weird storm blow through last night while
mdmcquaig, giles13, mindchaos and I were at dinner, but Michael said it had hailed on the way over here and he drove out 92 to get here...I wonder if that has anything to do with it. I haven't been able to contact him today and Nate and Marty are gone. I guess I will go up to their room and turn the TV on and see if there is any news.Does anyone know anything about this? Is everyone ok?
(omg I have to warn my flist)
This is the opening message I just received:
I'm not sure if he wants me to feed him a milkshake or a chocolate bar. Is that the theme to some candy fetish porn?
Just Damn.
( NSFW )
I'm not sure if he wants me to feed him a milkshake or a chocolate bar. Is that the theme to some candy fetish porn?
Just Damn.
BTEOTM (Best Thing EVAR...of the Moment)
Apr. 20th, 2007 10:23 am
Now someone just needs to make a Flying Spaghetti Monster one and turn it loose over the Ozarks...
Planet Unicorn, Heyyy!
Apr. 3rd, 2007 05:28 pm[Error: unknown template video]
If you liked Charlie the Unicorn and are tired of Alanis' Humps already, try this. Go ahead and cry, it's ok to express your feelings. ;)
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If you liked Charlie the Unicorn and are tired of Alanis' Humps already, try this. Go ahead and cry, it's ok to express your feelings. ;)
The original:
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Uh. Words fail. Sign if so moved, plz.
Oct. 10th, 2006 12:31 amAnd BE WARNED this is super outrageous and sad. Houndie especially, I kind of wish you wouldn't even look.
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/564805100
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/564805100
When "not so fresh" = unhappy marriage
Aug. 28th, 2006 10:46 pmGanked from Lt. psifire, 'cause he probably wouldn't post it himself. *giggle*
http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=868
psifire, 'cause he probably wouldn't post it himself. *giggle*http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=868
[Black Eyed Peas]: "I'ma make make make make you scream
make you scream make you scream
Cause of my humps my hump my hump my hump
my hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps"
