profundis: (Default)
Well, to be honest I was not even excited about going to see The Dark Knight Rises because the trailers made it all just look like a retread of S.W.A.T. or some brainless, heartless shoot-em-up with armored cars. I was SO WRONG. It was quite engaging, even affecting, in spite of some jumbly bits that made it obvious Nolan had really wanted to tell another story but alas, poor Heath.

Darn you Michael Caine for making me teary-eyed at a comic book movie! He totally stole every scene he was in, and that's in a movie with MORGAN FREEMAN in it! Although come to think of it I don't remember them being in any scenes together...

If you can get over the fact that they seemed to have cast Deckard Cain from Diablo to be Bane's voice, the film is really quite good and takes some unexpected turns and has fun nods to the previous films.
profundis: (No Sir...I don't like it.)


Does anyone else hate this movie? Not only is it sugar-frosted evil -- the giant corporate asshole gets the girl *and* her cherished livelihood? -- but its loaded with product placement for just such a giant asshole corporation (AOL, and more if you take the Fox Books in the movie as a proxy for Borders / B&N).

I felt cheated when I saw this, and with good reason. Tom Hanks' character doesn't deserve the sympathy that the movie tries to slather him with. Even though Meg Ryan's character somehow manages to love the guy that crushed her emotionally and fiscally, he never repents nor makes amends for the grievous wrong he inflicted on her. I guess she is so traumatized from the whole ordeal that any port in a storm looks good. If he really loved her the very first thing he should have done after finding out her true identity is get down on his knees and beg for her forgiveness. The second thing is whatever she wished by way of making amends (like making the kids section of every Fox Books into "the Shop Around The Corner" for instance).

But no, he justs comes in and somehow makes it all ok by being nice after being a total dickhead and she just sucks it up like a good little submissive girl. Running that store was just too much work anyway.

Prettying the movie up with all the "New York In Autumn Glow" stuff doesn't pay off the movie's emotional debt.

Foul. Foul, I say.
profundis: (JLA)
Hmmm, what do you know...?SPOILER BEHIND THIS CUT )
profundis: (WTF?)
I could easily list off the cuff about 12 people I know including myself, that have moved, are moving, or will move within the last month or so.  I don't remember ever been so aware of it before, does it seem like more people are moving all of a sudden or is it just me?
profundis: (Oscar Wildcat)
I just have one thing to say to all those "you made me think about 9/11 again - camera motion makes me dizzy" Cloverfield haters out there:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, my pussy hurts.



Cloverfield fucking rocked. I could only have been more pleased if SPOILER ALERT )
profundis: (Say huh?)
"In a future where energy is made from fecal matter, the government rewards defecation with "juicybars". Small-time hustlers try to get rich while fending off the mutated Diaper Gang."

Um. Can't wait to see it?

The Mist.

Nov. 21st, 2007 10:37 pm
profundis: (Durty Pillers!)
The Profunditeer formerly known as monarchprime went to see Stephen King's The Mist today. I have waited 20 years for this movie to be made to see things on-screen that captivated and creeped me out when in print. A lot of my sensibilities when it comes to horror movies and comcsics and gaming owe much to the original novella.

King movies are usually total steaming flops or amazingly classic (to me, it seems). This one was so faithful to the spirit and letter of the novella that I was completely transfixed and thrilled right up until...

And really, what do you expect from Stephen King? A *happy* ending?

Busy Bear

Aug. 12th, 2007 10:14 pm
profundis: (Pop My Cherries!)
I feel like there is so much I could be posting if only I wasn't so busy living it or juggling things around so that I *can* live it.

Working at the school at least 3 days a week, the doctor office 2 days and the spa and my private practice when they come up.

Hung out with [profile] joeydiablo and his sweetie Jim in their new digs

Surprise visit from [personal profile] jefferzephyr this weekend made for a fun night at Woof's with [profile] mad_piper , [profile] mdmcquaig, JP and his pals from MS.

Piper, Rob (formerly monarchprime) and I did lunch at HQ, then browsed Borders, went to see the Simpsons movie today (it was ok - a few LOL moments but really no better or worse than the show).
profundis: (I'll get you my pretty...)



The new Harry Potter movie was a good time, it seemed to just fly by. I don't read the books so I don't care about all the little things that aren't the same in the movies. In the last few movies it has been obvious that there was more going on than could be crammed into even a 2.5 hour movie, but alas, LOTR was the same way. I would have liked to see more of some old favorite supporting characters but there was a lot of main plot and action to deal with in this one, and I'm ok that the director spent more time on it - it kept the pace going nicely.

This is apparently the installment where the shit goes down at Hogwarts and the kids have had enough, which warms the Libertarian cockles of my heart. Rules are great until they are used to manipulate, suppress, oppress and destroy. Then some ass gon' be kicked. Revolutiamus!

It was good to hang out with my chica numero uno, Imperial Sister[personal profile] journiey , even if she can't help but stage whisper at the screen when mean people do bad things or good people do the right thing. ;) Thanks for the birfday present, Sis...it was worth the wait :)

Magister Rob [profile] monarchprime joined us for pre-movie dinner and Narty mindchaos/ [info]giles13 were slated to see the movie with us but our location was sold out and they dint get their tickets soon enough I guess. I hope they got to see it somewhere else.
 
profundis: (No Sir...I don't like it.)
While it was nice to have a movie outing with Piper, Rob and the rest of the bear bunch - Jeezus, I was so bored I actually wandered around in the lobby for 20 minutes just to avoid having to endure more self-referential camp and agonizing love triangle bullshit.  Oh, and TOO MANY SUBPLOTS.

And someone needs to tell Stan Lee he needs to stay the hell out of his movies.  Stan, just because Spiderman is cool does not mean that *you* are.  You break the momentum and throw everyone right out of the story every time you show up.  And you have a face for radio.
profundis: (LOL)


Took [profile] vernal_vices to see the new WWE flick "The Condemned" this evening.  I had passes I'd gotten at the comic shop and we both agreed that for for free, it was better than having our eyes gouged out with rusty spoons.  Steve Austin is lookin mighty fine though, and seeing him in jeans and a t-shirt is a big improvement over this standard dorkwear that wrestlers usually sport.  He was all hot and butch and gruff and stuff but it's hard to take him seriously when he's whomping on people after seeing how sweet and gentle he is (I was on a cruise once that some of the WWF guys were on - and stalk- I mean happened to observe him around the pool with his little girl).  Awwwwwww. Horf.

Which is what poor Mark nearly did.  We had to sit way up close to the front and there was so much camera motion than the poor bairn got a wee bit motion sick.  He was so rattled that when on the way home when we were discussing how this movie compared to "300" I was able to pull the following over on him:

Me: "I heard they were making a sequel [to 300] next year."

He: "Really? What's it gonna be called?"

*pause while I try to keep from laughing*

Me:"301."

He: "Really?"

Me: "No, I'm kidding."

He: "Oh."

Me: (deadpan) "Actually it's gonna be called 301 Dalmatians."

He: "Really?"

Me: (starting to lose it) "Yeah cause they're from Dalmatia."

He: "Are you...?"

Me:  "Yeah I'm kidding again."

Lulz!  Love ya, pup!

Movie nite

Mar. 12th, 2007 11:24 pm
profundis: (Oscar Wildcat)
Anyone up for a movie nite tomorrow (Tuesday) evening at the Manse?  7:30 ish?

I have a fun lil gem to screen (thanks to [profile] babyirishcub) -  its humor / horror (in the vein of Evil Dead). 
The basic premise: Hot Aussie NInja Redneck Gunslinger Bear versus Alien Zombies from Outer Space!  What more could you want?!
profundis: (Tangina)
And no, I don't mean Yahoo, AIM or MSN.

Went to see The Messengers today with my mom and we had a great time clamping onto each other for dear life.  It was fuckin' *scary*, and I have a high standard for scary movies.  It wasn't just "startle-horror" (the cat that suddenly jumps yowling out of the dark corner, etc) and it wasn't just creepy atmospheric horror (though I am getting a little tired of every horror movie looking like it was shot by the DP of NIN's "Closer").  It was a nice blend of suspense and shock and disturbing images.

 The acting was a little cookie-cutter, almost as if everyone were playing horror movie archetypes on purpose rather than simply *being* horror movie archetypes, with the exception of the protagonist, a troubled teen girl.  There were still plenty of "what are they thinking?! Don't go in there! Time to pack up and move!" moments but the pacing was good - not too fast not too slow and the audio was phenomenal.  I had the urge to check the rear corners of the cinema for ooky stuff. 

It even had a little "hit home" stuff for mom and I, though I don't know how much of that would apply to most folks. It isn't so much that you see the end coming, as that it makes perfect sense that you do.  
 
All in all, a good combo of disturbing/creepy concept and visuals with suspense/thriller/startle stuff (and no cats!).  [profile] sunflower1969 should go see it just for the fields of sunflowers. ;)

B+
profundis: (JLA)
X-what? Spider-who? Fuck yeah!


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