Mooninites 1, Boston 0... Film at 11

"It had a very sinister appearance," Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."

http://us.cnn.com/2007/US/01/31/boston.bombscare/index.html

*snort*

Come ON, Boston!  

Just be glad it wasn't Invader Zim, at least Mooninites can be negotiated with.  Zim takes no prisoners!  Aiiieee!!

Ted Turner Flees Pursuit, Vows Death Before Capture

ATLANTA (Reuters) - "They'll never take me alive!" snarled Turner, as he raced for the Georgia/Alabama border in his inflatable get-away vehicle.  "Those chowder-eating wet-blankets can't even get through rush hour without freaking out over a cartoon character!  They'll never catch Captain Outrageous!"

The billionaire-cum-philanthropist continued to shout elements of his manifesto, but prevailing winds soon carried him out of earshot of the gathered reporters.