Mar. 1st, 2007
Happy Birfday Houndie!
Mar. 1st, 2007 12:00 pmMagister Rob ![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
monarchprime has a birfday today! Here's the photo-evidence of his pre-birfday celebration last Sunday.
*mwaaaah!*
monarchprime has a birfday today! Here's the photo-evidence of his pre-birfday celebration last Sunday.*mwaaaah!*
If I could eradicate from the face of the earth one technological device, it would not be the atom bomb. It would not be the Hummer, or even those annoying chirping walkie-talkie phone things.
It would be the leafblower. I get just one wish? Great! No more leafblowers, EVAR!
The lawn service dingleberries are out in the neighbors yard with LEAFBLOWERS in MARCH. Did I mention it has rained all morning?! There is no lawn to speak of, because the grass is DORMANT! The leaves fell FOUR MONTHS AGO! What few leaves are left are plastered down with RAIN, YOU RETARDS! You could fucking PICK THEM UP faster!
AIAIGHGHGHGH!
Hmmm. Too late in the day to call the police...wait,I know!
*calls INS*
It would be the leafblower. I get just one wish? Great! No more leafblowers, EVAR!
The lawn service dingleberries are out in the neighbors yard with LEAFBLOWERS in MARCH. Did I mention it has rained all morning?! There is no lawn to speak of, because the grass is DORMANT! The leaves fell FOUR MONTHS AGO! What few leaves are left are plastered down with RAIN, YOU RETARDS! You could fucking PICK THEM UP faster!
AIAIGHGHGHGH!
Hmmm. Too late in the day to call the police...wait,I know!
*calls INS*
What do rednecks from Down Under have to do with it?
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSSYD19227520070301
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSSYD19227520070301