It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Libs World
Jun. 15th, 2008 08:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
profundisAh yes, I did find some old gems from grade school - MAD LIBS! Every school kid's preferred method of learning the parts of speech while trying out all those cool cuss words your mom gets angry if she hears you say! Say BUTTHOLE and PUSSY every time! It's hilarious!
Some choice excerpts:
Help Wanted: QUEER young man to work in BUTTHOLE factory. Must have experience in repairing DICKS and wrapping TURDS.
Maw: Paw git up its time to milk the VIBRATORS.
Paw: Milk the VIBRATORS?! Listen, I milked them VIBRATORS good last night. After breakfast I'll SUCK the chickens and fix the still.
Maw: What's wrong with the still?
Paw: Its turning out CUM instead of moonshine.
Maw: Well don't forget to take your rifle. if a Revenue Agent spots you you can shoot him in the FARTHOLE.
A new movie has opened called "The Teen-Age TURD meets the PECKER Vampire from Outer Space."
This new Hi-Fi stereo set will play records, cassettes, or 8 track ASSHOLES. It has dynamic speakers. Each speaker is covered in imitation SHIT. Guaranteed not to fade or IS IT.
How to do that new dance, the Monstrosity:
Stand with your feet together. Stamp your right foot 50,000 times and put your hands on your partners NUTS. Next you both FART slowly to the right and bend your DICK backward. Next you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your TURDS and slap your BOOGERS together. Now face your partner again, put your BUTTHOLES together and shout" HELP! RAPE!" Now PISS backward and repeat the whole thing 80 times.
How to Have a Flat Stomach: Lie on the floor on your EYEBALL, raise your BELLY-BUTTON over your BUTTHOLE. Do this 20 Times.
The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your PUSSY and eat out of your BALLS. Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested ASSHOLE and the yellow-bellied BUTTsucker.
I ran over to grab his BALLS but I accidentally jabbed my PUSSY onto his HEAD and broke his PENUS (sic). Then the bus came to a sudden stop which caused me to drop my TITS and fall on top of an OLD lady who was carrying a DILDO on her lap. Believe me my PUSSY was red that day!
Some choice excerpts:
Help Wanted: QUEER young man to work in BUTTHOLE factory. Must have experience in repairing DICKS and wrapping TURDS.
Maw: Paw git up its time to milk the VIBRATORS.
Paw: Milk the VIBRATORS?! Listen, I milked them VIBRATORS good last night. After breakfast I'll SUCK the chickens and fix the still.
Maw: What's wrong with the still?
Paw: Its turning out CUM instead of moonshine.
Maw: Well don't forget to take your rifle. if a Revenue Agent spots you you can shoot him in the FARTHOLE.
A new movie has opened called "The Teen-Age TURD meets the PECKER Vampire from Outer Space."
This new Hi-Fi stereo set will play records, cassettes, or 8 track ASSHOLES. It has dynamic speakers. Each speaker is covered in imitation SHIT. Guaranteed not to fade or IS IT.
How to do that new dance, the Monstrosity:
Stand with your feet together. Stamp your right foot 50,000 times and put your hands on your partners NUTS. Next you both FART slowly to the right and bend your DICK backward. Next you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your TURDS and slap your BOOGERS together. Now face your partner again, put your BUTTHOLES together and shout" HELP! RAPE!" Now PISS backward and repeat the whole thing 80 times.
How to Have a Flat Stomach: Lie on the floor on your EYEBALL, raise your BELLY-BUTTON over your BUTTHOLE. Do this 20 Times.
The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your PUSSY and eat out of your BALLS. Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested ASSHOLE and the yellow-bellied BUTTsucker.
I ran over to grab his BALLS but I accidentally jabbed my PUSSY onto his HEAD and broke his PENUS (sic). Then the bus came to a sudden stop which caused me to drop my TITS and fall on top of an OLD lady who was carrying a DILDO on her lap. Believe me my PUSSY was red that day!
