Phone Post:

Profunditeer Roll Call....

The Imperial Conscripti-umm, Recruitment Office has gotten behind on announcements this week with the recent period of mourning, but the Imperium has to keep running, and so I am glad to announce the arrivals of Cadet Dennis dennisatl, and Cadet Zachary rugbybearpa! A quick trip through the Imperial Bath House and you should be ready for the Induction Chamber!

Probulator Chief Shawn? Ministers Gary and Keith? You know the drill...no not *that* drill, that's for piercing concrete. The other one.

Welcome aboard, guys!