I just needed the laugh. Thanks to gotmoof for the inspiration

I edited out the ones that were ungrammatical /stupid.

Top Trivia Tips about Cock / My Cock!

1. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention my cock!
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Help! I can't stop myself!

Top Trivia Tips about Doody!

1. Never store doody at room temperature!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your mom!

1. Your mom can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about A turd!

1. A turd can be seen from space.
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A few random ones and I'll stop. For now.

These are better than Mad Libs ^TM...

Top Trivia Tips !

1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into a crack whore!
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Bring on the bears!

Had another good session with my new client yesterday, boy does he ever wear me out though..2 hours deep tissue work. Whew!

Today Profunditeer Bryanbryan_atl received a similar if shorter session and seems to have been much pleased if his LJ post is any indication. Congrats on your promotion to Ensign! ;)

Got one wayward Profunditeer's session to do today if I can track him down, and one regular client to reschedule since I hadda postpone him the other night due to Weather Whammy (I react badly to colliding hot/cold fronts).

My truck may be in the shop the next few days, I will advise as soon as I can on my availability.