Dear Bad Bear Profile Guy That Used to Hit On Me and my Then-Partner

Wow, you haven't aged a day in 7 years! 

Oh, no wonder...you're using the exact same picture from 7 years ago as your only profile pic. *blink* 

Can't get your wife to take a new pic for you? 

Profunditeer Roll Call...!

The Spring Profunditeer recruitment drive continues with the addition of Cadets Bernhard barankhy,  Bob bobinbstn,  Adam djmadadam,  Roy excalibear, Peter texaspenguin, and John userid1999!

Welcome aboard, boys! Chief Uniform Inspector JP jefferzephyrwill make sure you are presentable before your Induction Ceremony! ;)

Also undergoing user name reassignment surgery is Cadet James uncle_james! Welcome back!

Planet Unicorn, Heyyy!

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If you liked Charlie the Unicorn and are tired of Alanis' Humps already, try this. Go ahead and cry, it's ok to express your feelings. ;)

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