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From the profile of an ambitious young gold-digger cub:

"hi guys are u a hairy sexy successful daddy bear looking for the son you never had well if so i am the cub for u. i am hot sexy redbear cub looking for a hot hairy daddy bear for a long term relationship. i am only looking for serious replies only, i like men who are sexy, very hairy, beards and staches a plus , i like men who are intellegent, romantic, and masculine. i have no hang ups about age , weight or, anything else, just be a good person , who enjoys the finer things in life. i am willing to move nationally or internationally, for the right bear, so please guys dont let a good thing slip away, meaning me. i am into traveling, dinning out or dinning in , love cooking as well, i also have studied classical piano and voice for 15 years, come on guys are you ready for the son you wish you had well here is your opportunity, dont let a good thing pass u by, i am not looking for drug users or drinkers, conrol freaks, if you are one of those please move on. you also must be desease free. NO EXCEPTIONS

hope to hear from you hot daddy bears soon"

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