Profile LULZ

 Sitting here chuckling at this one guy's profile....its LOOOOOOOONGOMGTL;DR and full of "forever looking for friends, why oh why can't I find anyone to be my parter, its not from lack of trying on my part, if only there were SOMEONE who wasn't a GODDAMN LIAR!!!!1 and could somehow jump over the giant list of dealbreakers, complaints, and issues I should really be talking to a therapist about!"

At least he's pretty.