Yoinked from Ensign Shane shanobear

[profundis]

No explanations? WhatEVUH! I do what I wawnt! *snap*

Taken a picture naked?
Taken while naked? Yes. Taken of naked subject? Yes. Been the naked subject of the picture I took? Yes.

Made money illegally?
Heaven forfend! That would just be sinful and immoral and entirely untraceable. ;)

Had a one night stand? Yes

Been in a fist fight? Yes

Slept with your best friend? Does it count if they became my best friend after the fact?

Had sex in a public place? Is the passenger cabin of a 747 in flight considered public? *eg*

Ditched work to have sex? Yes

Slept with a member of the same sex? Duh.

Seen someone die? Twice, and twice more just after the fact.

Ran from the police? I was just along for the ride.

Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? Yes but only for a few seconds (post-operation, fever, dream, etc).

Worn your partner’s unmentionables? No.

Fallen asleep at work? Yes

Used toys in the bedroom? No.

Ran a red light? Yes

Been fired? Technically speaking, but I just didn't tell them I'd quit.

Been in a car accident? A few minor ones.

Pole danced or done a striptease? No.

Loved someone you shouldn't? Lawd, yes.

Sang karaoke? Only at a friend's house

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes

Laughed so hard you peed your pants? I think so. Definitely hard enough to fart a few times.

Caught someone having sex? Yes

Kissed a perfect stranger? Yes

Shaved your partner? No.

Given your private parts a nickname? Not really.

Ever gone in public without underwear? Sure, with my kilt mainly.

Had sex on a roof top? No.

Played chicken? No, but I've choked a few.

Mooned/flashed someone? Yes

Do you sleep naked? Yes, a fairly recent development.

Blacked out from drinking? Momentarily.

Felt like killing someone? Yes

Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No.

Been with someone because they were in a band? No

Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? I wasn't measuring that day. ;)

Shot a gun? Yes

Gone outside naked? Yes. Beginning at age 2 and got spanked for it :(

Comments

[johnspiff.livejournal.com]

i am a tad bit interested in the fist fight thingy

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Yep. I used to have a lot of body issues, due to some mistakes my parents made and the usual societal /school crap. Massage school took care of that pretty much. ;)