QOTD

[profundis]

"Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once."
-Tallulah Bankhead US movie actress (1903 - 1968)


So remember, girls:

No spandex pants AND flip-flops. No drugs AND buttsex. No Quarter Pounder with Cheese AND 40 Ounce Malt Liquor. 

Simple! ;)

Comments

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Cigars and fellatio are still allowed. ;)

[pagerbear.livejournal.com]

Ah, but fellatio is not a vice!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

ROFL, I think that depends on who you ask.