QOTD x 3!

Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.
  - Edward Abbey

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
  - Will Rogers

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
  - George Ade

*snort*

"I don't like 'woofing' or guys that are too far into the 'bear scene'"

So he made a Bear411 profile.

d'oh!

BBP revisited - sometimes they come back...

http://www.bear411.com/disprof.php3?name=drmusclebear&onl=1&PHPSESSID=b2e631e87e2bcc6225d157f18b94f027

You really have to read this one to appreciate its subtle nuances.

Diary of an [insert gay scenester type here]

Ah, I just love being at the bar with all of my beautiful friends and all these hot men....we are so cool, everyone else is jealous they aren't us...

Wait, what the fuck?  Who are *those* guys?  They are just gross, why are *they* here?  Ugh!  This place is going downhill...I'm outta here...gotta find someplace without so many losers around...

Hmm  what's that over there?  Oh no - even more of those freaks?!  What are they doing over there...making their own club?  They have their own bar?  They're in there having a good time?  Well...I'd better go see what that's all about! 

Wow, its really cool in here - these guys are kinda hot after all...so much better than the nowhere guys at my old bar...

Wait...why isn't anyone talking to me?  Hello, here I am...excuse me...damn he just totally ignored me...these guys dont even know i exist! This sucks!  I hate this place, this scene is lame!  I'll show them! I'm going back to my old bar where some REAL hot guys are! Hmmph!
 
Ah, I just love being at the bar with all of my beautiful friends and all these hot men....

Happy Birfday!!!

Yesterday:

Cadet James jamesfowler

Tomorrow:

Lt. J.G. Bryan bryan_atl (a promotion too!)

You don't know Profundis.

Yoinked from Chief Uniform Inspector ohm_gnomic

1. Aside from my name, what is something you know about me?
2. What is something about me you would want to know?
3. What brought you to my LJ?
4. What is something you are sure you don't know about me?
5. Tell me something you think you know about me

Copy/post this in your journal and see what others know about you!

Deep in the bowels of the earth...no pun intended

I escaped from the Dungeon of Ibscub!

I killed Bookbear the leprechaun, Wldcatxx the rat, Bigdave the mind flayer and Bonehound the orc.

I looted the Dagger of Thai Food, the Armour of Pepto Bismol, the Dagger of Dildos, the Wand of Meeting New Friends, the Sword of Traffic Cones, the Armour of Enemas and 29 gold pieces.

Score: 29

Explore the Dungeon of Ibscub and try to beat this score,
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