However can I resist an opening line like this?

[profundis]

tardtop: i wanna rape u someday baby GRRR

Comments

[kmon.livejournal.com]

I love it when they choose the romantic approach...

[profundis.livejournal.com]

RCGs?

[dedos.livejournal.com]

Random Creepy Guys! :D

I'd agree

[legionbear.livejournal.com]

So how did you resist such a touching sentiment. You were probably putty in his hands...

Re: I'd agree

[profundis.livejournal.com]

or a pipe up his butt. or something.

[johnspiff.livejournal.com]

lol, did you make a funny intellectual retort that he wont get, but is a smack in the face?????????? please say you did

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Sorry pup, I didn't even respond to that one. ;)

[kenlin.livejournal.com]

Wow go fer it!!!!!

[gullinbursti.livejournal.com]

OMG, I think I even know who that is.

And if so, he's about as charming (and intelligent) in person. (For the record, he didn't get to "rape me baby GRRRR" either.)

OMG, I think I even know who that is.

[profundis.livejournal.com]

Ex of yours?

*runs*

Re: OMG, I think I even know who that is.

[gullinbursti.livejournal.com]

Jumpin' Jeezus on a pogo-stick, no! Fortunately... but an ex of a pal or two of mine.

My ex has far more class than that. ;)

[joeydiablo.livejournal.com]

I have the opposite prob. They all want me to rape them.

[profundis.livejournal.com]

In your cop gear, yes? ;)

I do get those too - my favorite unsolicitied greeting was: "I want you to come up to NC and breed me."

[joeydiablo.livejournal.com]

Breed me like an AKC puppy!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

LOL! I know! I thought maybe he was horse.

[bookbear.livejournal.com]

Ew, I hear that a lot here in WI. Guys who grew up on farms. This one wanted my fist up his bum. I wanted a slice of pizza instead, and that's what I went and got when I left!

[colicub.livejournal.com]

Hmm....does this mean he wants bad, violent sex that will leave you traumatised?

That's just plain nasty! Have some hot chocolate.

See, offering someone hot chocolate (with marshmallows!) is a much nicer way to start a conversation!