However can I resist an opening line like this?

[profundis]

tardtop: i wanna rape u someday baby GRRR

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[profundis.livejournal.com]

In your cop gear, yes? ;)

I do get those too - my favorite unsolicitied greeting was: "I want you to come up to NC and breed me."

[joeydiablo.livejournal.com]

Breed me like an AKC puppy!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

LOL! I know! I thought maybe he was horse.

[bookbear.livejournal.com]

Ew, I hear that a lot here in WI. Guys who grew up on farms. This one wanted my fist up his bum. I wanted a slice of pizza instead, and that's what I went and got when I left!