profundis | Interests meme ala bearlix

I was reading the interests map thingy on the front page of bearlix and I realized that if you didn't know where stop reading where certain words and phrases run into each other, they could be mashed together visually to make new and interesting phrases. This could be done with our own LJ interests too.

Here's the best ones I found on the bearlix main interests page:

rimming    chicago    (what <lj user="kev_bot"> will be doing for IML if he ever goes)

beer    house    dating (sounds like a good way to end up in bed with the waitress)

dating    water (don't drink the roofies!)

mac    chubs    (that should be a community if it isn't already)

musclebears    comedy    theatre    (I cant' help but think of those muscle guys in the Las Vagas showigrls outfits on BMB and 411)

sushi    dogs (none for me thanks, I lost my appetite!)

anal sex    dancing    (um)

driving    piercings    (owch!)

masturbation    acting    (could be porn, could be Sean Penn)

bondage    rain    (new flavor of Gatorade?)

transformers    fucking    tori amos    (!!!)

tea    porn    (geishas and samurai and pekoe, oh my)

leather    videogames   (surely this has already been done)

kate bush    hugs   (awww, we love you too Kate!)

star wars    flirting    (young Jedis in love)

cum    japan    husky men    theater (sumo kabuki porn)

oral sex    poetry (I may not be a poet but I might be a muse)

massage    thunderstorms   (what Randy and I had last weekend)

bjork    talking    politics    (as if politics weren't confusing enough)

trance    gaming    (that would explain the long disappearances of some folks I know)

hairy    snowboarding    (extreme bear sports!)

snuggling    games (sounds fun!)

fur    bowling (found in dictionary with donkey punch and dirty sanchez?)

chest hair    eating   (got a little carried away with the nipple play I guess)

eating    neil gaiman (I'm sure he's tasty)

manga    cheese    (I don't even want to speculate)

punk   musclecubs (sounds hot!)

underwear    baseball    (I thought it was called pocket pool)

sleeping    battlestar (better let them frakkin' lie!)