profundis | Bear Jam / Bearapalooza travelogue

The Nashville guys treated

bobaloo, Kendall

thereisnofear and I like family once again, love 'em!

Had a great time meeting, greeting, rubbing, hanging out with some awesome guys, and listening to great live music (Kendall made everyone laugh, clap, and get sprung as usual - pics to follow - including shocking some poor passersby on the street)!

Bobaloo, Kendall and I should never be allowed too much time to spend with just the three of us -we would get into *far* too much trouble. I won't even begin to post all the shit we came up with this weeknd just off the cuff while we were chilling out or while I was playing chauffeur - suffice to say the more PC you are, the more likely your heads would explode. ;)

We did start a cool new bear activity that everyone was wanting to get the scoop on - Belly Rape! Thanks to Cadet Dan

irishchub and Ensign Cris

slacker_x for being our victims! B, K, and I decided our new theme song would be a rewrite of "Living Thing" by ELO:

It's a belly rape...!
Such a terrible thing to do!
Just a belly rape...!
What a terrible thing to do!

Also: bear soup pool party fun -- I think that was the first time I've ever had body shots drunk out of my belly button -- and Bobaloo's comedy gold! Whoo!