I think this one's a keeper...

[profundis]

He knew I was tired and sore from a long day at work, so he put on some soft music and drew me a hot salt soak in the tub while he grilled the maple-BBQ marinated steak he'd been keeping in the fridge.

After he served up a hot and delicious repast he stripped me naked and lit the candles around the bathtub. He fed me dark chocolates and hard cider as I relaxed in the penetrating warmth. He poured waves of hot salty water over me, my muscles relaxing automatically...then scrubbed my hot wet body with fresh lemons and brown sugar, stopping occasionally to lick the tangy sweetness from my skin.

Then he rinsed me with more warm water and expertly massaged me with olive oil. After spending time using those skilled slick hands to bring me pleasure he rinsed me one more time, gently patted me dry and led me to the bedroom...

Comments

[psifire.livejournal.com]

Good grief man, does he have a brother? It's like you're living one of those housewife pulp grocery store novels.

I'm jealous!

[johnspiff.livejournal.com]

thats pretty hot and romantic!

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Mercy, I'm all tingly from reading that.

Lucky lucky man.

[sabrina-pandora.livejournal.com]

Damn! Nobody's ever gonna do all that for me!

Wahhhhhhhhhh!!!

Happy for you though. Thumbs up!

[southerncub.livejournal.com]

wow! who is this mystery man

[madame-foo.livejournal.com]

are you sure YOU weren't being MARINARTED? :P

1.hard cider
2.hot salty water
3.fresh lemons
4.brown sugar
5.olive oil

Sounds like YOU'LL be ready for the grill this evening!
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[k-shaker.livejournal.com]

Green with envy.

Crap. They should mass produce him. hehe

[djmadadam.livejournal.com]

... and, then, you woke up.