As compelling and nuanced as one of those "Vote for X" lawn signs

[profundis]

******************MCCAIN/PALIN********************
THE ONLY REAL CHOICE AND A TRUE AMERICAN HERO!!!!

Hey guys thanks for reading my ad...[insert one short paragraph of generic profile boilerplate about stats, movies, and hints regarding hookups]...Well hope this enough to peak your interest and thanks for reading, later.

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Uh, I'd say "you're welcome" but it seems like I read John McCain's ad (or should I say G.I.Joe's ad) instead. Aren't you, you know, a HOMO? John McCain didn't suck dick even WHEN HE WAS A POW IN 'NAM FOR 5 YEARS, so I don't think he's gonna ask you out for cocktails and cocked tails.

Comments

[mountdfw.livejournal.com]

if he was hoping to "pique" my interest, that ad would fail. If he was hoping that my interest would reach a high point, and then fall off never to return.. success!!

[dedos.livejournal.com]

... And it's pique!

[userid1999.livejournal.com]

Gay Republicans are so unfortunate...

[profundis.livejournal.com]

I think its all the airport bathroom sex that attracts them to it...

[bookish-cub.livejournal.com]

Yeah...because gay Republicans are so popular right now.

[solaryn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I feel dirty now for having pounded his hole. I should have seen the signs earlier. But he does have a nice butt.
Pity the head is such damaged goods.

[profundis.livejournal.com]

We've all had our regrets on this topic, cub. Just not all with the same person LOL