As compelling and nuanced as one of those "Vote for X" lawn signs

[profundis]

******************MCCAIN/PALIN********************
THE ONLY REAL CHOICE AND A TRUE AMERICAN HERO!!!!

Hey guys thanks for reading my ad...[insert one short paragraph of generic profile boilerplate about stats, movies, and hints regarding hookups]...Well hope this enough to peak your interest and thanks for reading, later.

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Uh, I'd say "you're welcome" but it seems like I read John McCain's ad (or should I say G.I.Joe's ad) instead. Aren't you, you know, a HOMO? John McCain didn't suck dick even WHEN HE WAS A POW IN 'NAM FOR 5 YEARS, so I don't think he's gonna ask you out for cocktails and cocked tails.

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[mountdfw.livejournal.com]

if he was hoping to "pique" my interest, that ad would fail. If he was hoping that my interest would reach a high point, and then fall off never to return.. success!!