May be too intense for some viewers.

"I'm on MARTA."



These two sentences comprise the entirety of an email I received from my massage site yesterday. I don't know the sender and they didn't introduce themselves. It sounds like they were on their way over, but we had no appointment set. I have no idea WHERE on the entirety of MARTA they were either. I imagine a forlorn bear endlessly riding the train from North Springs down to the airport and back, pining away looking for me.

Unsolicited Weirdness from Bearciti

> Last Message Received: 12 hours 3 minutes ago <
fredjames: Hi,
Im James and how are u doing today , i will Love to know more about you, but first
i will like to tell you all about me, I'm 36 years old, Single and after getting your
mail, i dont think i'll be single for long((SMILE))!, Anyway i'm half Nigerian
and Half American, i was born and raised in sacramento fair oaks, Califonia, Mom's Nigeria
and my Dad is American, But he passed away a very long time ago, I miss him so much,
you know we used to go hunting together, we had so much fun((TEARS)), My Mom met my
dad when she came to the states on Vacation, I have a NIGERIAN accent cos mom always
spoke her Language to me, And i got my light skinned colour from her, She very beautiful,
Well mom and dad had a big fight some years back and it made my Mom leave to her home
country nigeria, She never came back but always sent me letter and in it she says to tell
dad she loves him, Dad always missed her, but he wont let anyone know he misses her, Some
years passed by and dad passed a ways in an auto accident, he was drunk while driving,
i'm pretty sure he was trying to drink his thoughts away, after his Death, his family
sold out his House and never thought about me, I had no place to Live in, So i had to
get an apartment for myself with the money dad left for me in his account, a month ago
i got a call from nigeria saying my mom is ill, She has Pelvic Dislocation, Well i had
to rush down to nigeria to be with her, and thats where i am now, With my beautiful Mom
here in Nigeria, Wow! its so hot hear in Nigeria, So have you ever been to Nigeria before?
I'll have to wait here In Nigeria till mom gets all better, I cant leave her now cos
i'm all shes got, i pray she recovers pretty soon so i can come back to the states
and meet you in person, I just cant wait to tell mom about you when we know mre about eachother
, You're one handsome Damsel, and i must let you know
im looking for a serious relationship with no games or lies im serious and honest guy
plz send i will like to know more about
send your reply to my email address or better still add me on yahoo messanger my id is
james_cut2002@yahoo.com

"In a future where energy is made from fecal matter, the government rewards defecation with "juicybars". Small-time hustlers try to get rich while fending off the mutated Diaper Gang."

Um. Can't wait to see it?