Haven't done one of these for a while...

[profundis]

This is the entire ad, BTW:

"hairy, very masc bud and expect the same. I'm a talks cheap type of bud! Kids stay off the porch with the men ! OK? Fems please go to fem.com their waitin for u there!"

So...basically all you've told us about yourself is that you're hairy, very "masc" and can't punctuate properly. Oh, and that your "masc"ness can't bear to be near children or effeminate guys? Are you saying the men are on the porch or off the porch? If a fem touches you will you catch a bad case of the girlies? Are you like masculine antimatter? WTF?

Maybe something about your interests or background would be good next time. Oy.

Comments

[bookbear.livejournal.com]

And see, this is why you can't leave Bear411. It's too humorous for us when you recap their asses.

[jkusters]

The sad thing is that he *probably* still gets chatted up and maybe more...

JOhn.

[sabrina-pandora.livejournal.com]

Fem.com....?

[southerncub.livejournal.com]

How rude we was not informed of such a website, make me just wanna SPIT

[trachalio.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's sooooo masculine that if he touches a fem it'll cause an anti-matter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter_in_popular_culture) explosion that'll destroy the WORLD! Don't you see?! He's trying to save us all with his poorly written pick up lines!

[kev-bot.livejournal.com]

I've decided I can't read ads that feature the initialism "vgl." Because usually I wanna vomit when I look at "vgl"s.

I wish I was more masc.

[joeydiablo.livejournal.com]

Fat, effeminate drinker smoker drug user seeks like minded individual for endless emails and daiy drama. Diseases and visible skin conditions a plus! Profiles with no picture will be answered first.

[garden-state76.livejournal.com]

"Kids stay off the porch with the men" does that mean he likes porch-monkeys? Now all I have in my head is visions of Randall and Dante debating the (in)appropriateness of that term, hee!