Haven't done one of these for a while...

[profundis]

This is the entire ad, BTW:

"hairy, very masc bud and expect the same. I'm a talks cheap type of bud! Kids stay off the porch with the men ! OK? Fems please go to fem.com their waitin for u there!"

So...basically all you've told us about yourself is that you're hairy, very "masc" and can't punctuate properly. Oh, and that your "masc"ness can't bear to be near children or effeminate guys? Are you saying the men are on the porch or off the porch? If a fem touches you will you catch a bad case of the girlies? Are you like masculine antimatter? WTF?

Maybe something about your interests or background would be good next time. Oy.

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[trachalio.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's sooooo masculine that if he touches a fem it'll cause an anti-matter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter_in_popular_culture) explosion that'll destroy the WORLD! Don't you see?! He's trying to save us all with his poorly written pick up lines!